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The revolution will be digitized.

And watermarked, encrypted and only accessible to you via a biometric reader.

All revolutions will be branded and sanitized by our marketing team.

Have no fear, your revolution will be ultimately non-threatening to the powers that be and will come with a warning sticker for your parents.

From time to time the revolution will let us know how many times you have experienced it. It is in both of our interests.

We want to bring you greater revolutions with surround sound, smellavision and 3-D animation. You have no choice.

Do not distribute or duplicate the revolution without permission.

Do not alter the revolution without permission.

And no, you cannot back-up the revolution onto a portable device.

You can only experience the revolution the way we want you to.

Purchase the revolution on DVD if you want, but you can only experience it in zones 1, 2 and 4. It is our corporate policy. The rest of the world will have to wait.

We ultimately own the revolution and will do what we want with it. You cannot.

You can purchase the revolution online for only $19.95.

The revolution is a revenue stream.

The revolution has never been so exciting. Buy now and pay later...

 

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