NEW Music Software Discussion & Help Forums Now with Private Messaging, Profiles, Avatars, Better Searching & Much More!

The World's Biggest Music Software Site

Home | Site Map | News | Search | What's New? | Discussion | Add Listing | Advertising

Below is one of thousands of messages contained in our Music Software Discussion & Help Forum

.EFV to .MID Posted by puff the magic dragon (from: 207.32.33.94) on October 29, 2002 at 08:26:02: In Reply to: Re: Need help Pleeeeeeeese! posted by dave on October 28, 2002 at 18:59:52: Dave is absolutely right, but I would like to add to that. In addition to the dangers of EFV's, SBD is a very real threat. Otherwise known as "silent but deadly", these high frequency farts are entirely inaudible to human hearing, which can only hear farts between roughly 20Hz to 20kHz. SBD's are well out of this range, but pose a serious threat to your olfactory system. You should either use nose plugs rated for -30dBf or find some other way of reducing output levels. On a different note, you might want to invest in a fart to MIDI converter. Since you are on the cutting edge of music, maybe you have what it takes to control one of these devices. They were briefly popular in the late 60's but were never fully developed for some reason. I think Brian Eno has one though. I saw one for sale on Ebay, so I know they still exist. Anyhow good luck. P.S. = do you know of a way that i can remove the stink from my farts ? Maybe there is some stink-removal program out there? Please tell me which one. I want to remove the stink and add a new scent. Is this possible? Follow Ups: Post a Followup Name: E-Mail: Subject: Comments: : Dave is absolutely right, but I would like to add to that. : In addition to the dangers of EFV's, SBD is a very real threat. Otherwise known as "silent but deadly", these high frequency farts are entirely inaudible to human hearing, which can only hear farts between roughly 20Hz to 20kHz. : SBD's are well out of this range, but pose a serious threat to your olfactory system. You should either use nose plugs rated for -30dBf or find some other way of reducing output levels. : On a different note, you might want to invest in a fart to MIDI converter. : Since you are on the cutting edge of music, maybe you have what it takes to control one of these devices. : They were briefly popular in the late 60's but were never fully developed for some reason. I think Brian Eno has one though. I saw one for sale on Ebay, so I know they still exist. : Anyhow good luck. P.S. = do you know of a way that i can remove the stink from my farts ? Maybe there is some stink-removal program out there? Please tell me which one. I want to remove the stink and add a new scent. Is this possible? Click here to be notified by email when someone replies to your message [ Follow Ups ] [ Post Followup ] [ Music Software Discussion & Help Page ] [ FAQ ]

Shareware Music Machine Is Proudly Sponsored by MUSIC SOFTWARE Windows 95 to XP  Windows 3.1  Macintosh  BeOS  Linux  OS/2  DOS  Atari  RESOURCES Competitions-Prizes  Tutorials & Advice  Discussion Forum  Reference Books  Free Content For Webmasters  Free Banners  News Archive  Search  COMPANY INFO Advertising Media Kit  Hitsquad Home Page  Privacy Policy  SMM People  Web Cam  Contact Info

Home | Site Map | News | Search | What's New? | Discussion | Add Listing | Advertising The Musicians Web Center for music resource and industry information on the Net Click here to add Shareware Music Machine to your del.icio.us bookmarks

Copyright © Hitsquad Pty Ltd 1995 - 2008 All rights reserved.