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71jackson
Joined: 20 Jul 2010
Posts: 1
Location: USA
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 Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:52 am Post subject: Share your favorite jokes |
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Below is my favorite joke which is Needles Are Not Nice
Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.
"Why are you crying?" Bob asked.
"I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill.
"So? Are you afraid?"
"No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely.
Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?"
To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"
Bob was very stupid, thinking his vital will be cut for a urine test |
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Stacey
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Joined: 05 Oct 2005
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is." |
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